Of "Diss-mas", nipping as they go
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
Provoke being fed up even more
Everybody knows....a stable or some tinsel glow
Help to peak the season fright
'Til all the shops... will dare not show
A single trace of "Diss-mas" in sight
They know that shoppers are on their way
To load their cards with gifts and goodies at their sales
And every Humbug will want to try
To see if they can jeer the season 'til it dies
And so, they offer to replace
Our holiday with a substitute
Although it's been said many times, many ways
PC Holiday to you